You Don't Gotta Go Home But Ya Can't Stay Here!

One of the funniest stories I've heard in awhile:

Roommate: When Jess and I were at Matrix I noticed this guy checking me out earlier in the night. He kept staring at me, and at the end of the night while Jess and I were still dancing, he started to approach me. As soon as he came within 3 feet of me he made a disgusted face and turned and walked away. I can't even imagine the drunken mess I must have looked like. I knew it was time to go home.