Things You Will Never Hear Me Say.....
Ew I HATE the taste of beer!
I would love to own a large dog, but only if it has sharp teeth.
Please give me some rum. I need to calm down.
I only date short men.
I can't eat cheese! I'm lactose intolerant, ya know.
Justin Timberlake is ugly.
Can I PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE be in your wedding?!?!?!
Having a child right now would really bring some meaning into my life.
I hope Dave Matthews is coming to Pittsburgh again this summer.
I'm thinking of getting back with my ex-boyfriend. He was so nice to me.
Do not buy me anything else from Tiffanys. I don't deserve it.
Let's move down to Texas.
No thanks, I don't feel like drinking tonight.
Even THINKING about eating raw cookie dough makes me sick. You can get salmonella from that!
Sure, I'll go on a roadtrip with you, but only if we listen to country the whole way.
AND FINALLY.....
Let me do the cooking tonight.
posted by Meghan (The Declaration of MY Independence) @ 1:23 PM
4 Comments:
you'll never hear me say most of these, either!
more evidence we were separated at birth...
oh wait. except the cooking one. i love to cook.
You don't like Dave Matthews? That's a travesty!!
Alison-I def. think that I am totally in the minority with that, but I just never really liked his music. I think mostly its because I listen to music to get into a better mood, and his music kind of depresses me.
However, I do think Dave is a yummy piece of man meat. He could proposition me at ANY time, as long as he doesn't sing ;)
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