The Declaration of MY Independence

My own accounts and adventures of trying to make it in the "real world" after college. "The single girl's guide to surviving on her own"....OK so it will probably turn out to be a "what not to do guide"......

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Fun Quotes from the Weekend

Scene #1: Riding in the car with friends on the way to a bar

Erin: Jesus Christ A! Why do you always have to get drunk? Can't you just enjoy alchool?

*Laughter erupts throughout the car*


Scene #2: At the mall with OCR when I see that my favorite fat girl store is closing

OCR: Oh no Meg, your store is closing down, what are you going to do?

Me: Well, it looks like I'm going to have to loose weight....FUCK!


Scene #3: Cayden pees, once again when I'm taking him out of his crate

Boyfriend: Uh oh Cayden, UR-INE trouble!!

3 Comments:

Blogger Virginia Belle said...

i have SO had the same conversation in a car on the way to the bars! LOL

12:10 PM  
Blogger j.sterling said...

LMFAO- these are awesome!

1:57 PM  
Blogger Meghan (The Declaration of MY Independence) said...

VB-stop copying my life god dammit!

Jennster-glad you enjoyed them. there were probably many more, but being that my memory capacity is about the size of a PEA, I cant remember.

2:46 PM  

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