Dumb Things Said By Yours Truly
Last night at yet another family dinner, we were discussing Kobe beef or steak or whatever the hell it is.
Uncle: That's the beef they have in Japan right?
Dad: Ya, and they feed the cows beer.
Me: I bet that's how I would taste if someone decided to chop me up and eat me.
*blank stares followed by Boyfriend sliding my drink away from me*
posted by Meghan (The Declaration of MY Independence) @ 3:06 PM
2 Comments:
Holy shit! I think I just peed myself...again
No matter how bitchy I feel, all I have to do is log on to your blog and within 5 minutes, I'm laughing :)
i love it. you crack me up. i would have been rolling on the floor.
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