Mom and Me

Most conversations that I have with my mother crack me up mostly because they don't make any sense. Here are some that we have had over the holiday and I promise you more to come in the near future

THE IPOD

Mom: I want one of those ipods for Christmas.

*side note - mom is technologically retarded*

Me: Do you have a program on your computer that can download the songs for you?

Mom: No, but you do.

Me: See, now this is why I don't want to buy you one, you have to do this yourself.

Mom: I don't see why this is such a big deal, I only want a couple songs!

Me: .......

Me: Do you actually even know what an ipod is?

THE IPOD PART II

Mom: I've changed my mind, I want an ipod, but with a radio on it.

Me: Again, do you really know what an ipod is?

THE APPETIZER OF DEATH

Me: Go ahead FC, pick the appetizer you want and I promise you I'll eat it (duh).

FC: OK lets get the spinach and cheese dip.

Me: Good choice!

FC: Oh I didn't see they had fried macaroni and cheese....let's get that!

Me: Even better!

Waitress: Can I take your order?

Me: Yes, can I have a Diet Coke and can I also put in an appetizer order for the fried mac and cheese?

Mom: YOUR NOT GETTING THE SPINACH AND CHEESE DIP!?!?!?

*she is yelling at me at this point if you didn't quite catch that*

Me: No, but we can change it back if you want.

Mom: Why? I wasn't going to eat any of it.

THE CELL PHONE SHE'LL NEVER LEARN HOW TO WORK

Mom: I want one of those Razor Cell Phones.

Me: I don't think you need that.

Mom: I want it for Christmas.

Me: OK, do you want it from your current wireless carrier, or do you want to switch?

Mom: No, I just want the phone.

Me: Well you need to get it from somewhere.

Mom: No you don't.

Me: If I just buy it, it will be hundreds of dollars.

Mom: So? Don't you think I'm worth it?